A funny thing happened to me this morning.

Have you ever had to do a full blown sneeze with a mouthfull of chewed muesli in your mouth?

Well I have and I've just finished wiping down the fridge, freezer, washer, cupboards, worktops and chairs.
I did put my hand in front of my mouth but that made it worse because it ricocheted off the palm of my hand. I was covered in the bloody stuff.
Make a note to oneself..... Eat smaller spoons full in future.

Bit of advice. Buy a good bed and a good pair of shoes, because if you aren't in one you'll be in the other.