knocking a smug git out

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Post by Thunderacemalc »

oh so funny ............. justice served :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wak Wak wrote:

knock on door opens door forgetting about "brothers revenge" promptly recieved a smack on the hooter

thought fair enough shook it off wheres he gone ????

only to look down to find him spark out on the doorstep as he threw the punch he must have slipped on the door step

picks him up oooo very fat lips and teeth on the porch

felt a bit sorry for him as he appears to have a couple of broken fingers too

best laugh ive had in ages

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Post by WAKWAK »

old bill popped to see me today :lol: :lol: :lol: twice

its nearly 2 weeks since i had a plod on me doorstep :unibrow:

explained the whole story to them :nod:

said maybe i shouldnt have smacked his brother :D

they knew nothing about that just they had had a complaint from the guy that popped to see me :paranoid: :paranoid:

he has told them that i punched him first :retard: strange seeing as the missus was behind me when he poked my hooter :lol:

gladly gave a statement my neighbour popped round as she is a plodster and made me look like a saint :lol: :lol: oo he would never do anythinglike that she says :nod: :lol: :lol:

they called back at about 7.30 and asked if i want to press charges :lol: :lol: :lol:
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WAKWAK wrote:they called back at about 7.30 and asked if i want to press charges :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO



WAKWAK wrote:gladly gave a statement my neighbour popped round as she is a plodster and made me look like a saint :lol: :lol: oo he would never do anythinglike that she says :nod: :lol: :lol:
If she can paint a picture like that...she can come and do my decorating :D :cool: :lol: :lol:
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Post by kiwi_r1 »

too funny..................thats cheered me right up :D :D :D

all hail Saint WakWak :clap:
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Post by Thunderacemalc »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

so is the saint gonna press charges :lol: :lol: :lol:

i doubt it but it would be funny if you did ..... bet he was the "older" brother as well .........

egg onface plus broken fingers :lol: :lol: :lol: bet he was a likkle drunk as well getting the dutch courage :lol: :lol: :lol:
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nope not pressing charges :unibrow:

but will be pressing his hooter pretty hard when he sufaces :nod:

my nose is still bloody sore :retard:

was a bit miffed he slipped on the step could have done with a workout as i missed the gym :lol: :lol:
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And today's lesson is.......


DONT FU*K WITH A PSYCHOPATH!!!!! :)

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WAKWAK wrote:nope not pressing charges :unibrow:

but will be pressing his hooter pretty hard when he sufaces :nod:

my nose is still bloody sore :retard:

was a bit miffed he slipped on the step could have done with a workout as i missed the gym :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nice one mate what goes around comes around :nod:
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WAKWAK wrote:knock on door opens door forgetting about "brothers revenge" promptly recieved a smack on the hooter :crybaby:

thought fair enough shook it off wheres he gone ????

only to look down to find him spark out on the doorstep as he threw the punch he must have slipped on the door step :lol: :lol: :lol:

picks him up oooo very fat lips and teeth on the porch :lol: :lol: :lol:

felt a bit sorry for him as he appears to have a couple of broken fingers too :unibrow: :unibrow: :paranoid: :paranoid:

best laugh ive had in ages :lol: :lol:

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Wakwak, if youdon't press charges for the hooter, press charges for criminal damage to your doorstep!!! :unibrow: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:nod: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by aidybest »

WAKWAK wrote: however now and again the little switch gets flicked and its yabba dabba doo time :unibrow: :unibrow:
I know exactly how u feel there

sometimes I feel like that myself - but wouldnt go down too well being the Safety manager :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: knocking a smug git out

Post by willi »

WAKWAK wrote:no feeling like it :unibrow:

been doing a bit of this and that just lately as you know :unibrow:

where ive been today there is a guy i really dont like he is just a smug little fcuk :nod:

little shit has been trying to pull my string for a week or so :nod: today he pulled it to far :unibrow: it was fastened to one of the sweetest punches ive had the pleasure of handing out :evil:

worried myself coz he didnt move for a couple of minutes but boy do i feel better :lol: :lol:

you no what bet its the last time he offers me out :lol: :lol: :lol:
last time i done somthin like that.ended up in court. and was facing a jail sentence :eek: but got off with a fine. :paranoid:
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