knocking a smug git out
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Wak Wak wrote:
knock on door opens door forgetting about "brothers revenge" promptly recieved a smack on the hooter
thought fair enough shook it off wheres he gone ????
only to look down to find him spark out on the doorstep as he threw the punch he must have slipped on the door step
picks him up oooo very fat lips and teeth on the porch
felt a bit sorry for him as he appears to have a couple of broken fingers too
best laugh ive had in ages
JUST READ THIS POST ALL THE WAY THROUGH , PRICELESS , AINT STOPPED LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINS ,
knock on door opens door forgetting about "brothers revenge" promptly recieved a smack on the hooter
thought fair enough shook it off wheres he gone ????
only to look down to find him spark out on the doorstep as he threw the punch he must have slipped on the door step
picks him up oooo very fat lips and teeth on the porch
felt a bit sorry for him as he appears to have a couple of broken fingers too
best laugh ive had in ages
JUST READ THIS POST ALL THE WAY THROUGH , PRICELESS , AINT STOPPED LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINS ,
WAS A 1991 FZR1OOO RU - NOW A 1995 FZR1000RU FOXEYE WITH ME OLD ENGINE AND CYCLE PARTS PLUS A FEW NEW BITS.
old bill popped to see me today twice
its nearly 2 weeks since i had a plod on me doorstep
explained the whole story to them
said maybe i shouldnt have smacked his brother
they knew nothing about that just they had had a complaint from the guy that popped to see me
he has told them that i punched him first strange seeing as the missus was behind me when he poked my hooter
gladly gave a statement my neighbour popped round as she is a plodster and made me look like a saint oo he would never do anythinglike that she says
they called back at about 7.30 and asked if i want to press charges
its nearly 2 weeks since i had a plod on me doorstep
explained the whole story to them
said maybe i shouldnt have smacked his brother
they knew nothing about that just they had had a complaint from the guy that popped to see me
he has told them that i punched him first strange seeing as the missus was behind me when he poked my hooter
gladly gave a statement my neighbour popped round as she is a plodster and made me look like a saint oo he would never do anythinglike that she says
they called back at about 7.30 and asked if i want to press charges
Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
LMAOWAKWAK wrote:they called back at about 7.30 and asked if i want to press charges
If she can paint a picture like that...she can come and do my decoratingWAKWAK wrote:gladly gave a statement my neighbour popped round as she is a plodster and made me look like a saint oo he would never do anythinglike that she says
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WAKWAK wrote:knock on door opens door forgetting about "brothers revenge" promptly recieved a smack on the hooter
thought fair enough shook it off wheres he gone ????
only to look down to find him spark out on the doorstep as he threw the punch he must have slipped on the door step
picks him up oooo very fat lips and teeth on the porch
felt a bit sorry for him as he appears to have a couple of broken fingers too
best laugh ive had in ages
Fookin Excellent!!! Shame you couldn't video it!!
Defected for that V Twin goodness
Re: knocking a smug git out
last time i done somthin like that.ended up in court. and was facing a jail sentence but got off with a fine.WAKWAK wrote:no feeling like it
been doing a bit of this and that just lately as you know
where ive been today there is a guy i really dont like he is just a smug little fcuk
little shit has been trying to pull my string for a week or so today he pulled it to far it was fastened to one of the sweetest punches ive had the pleasure of handing out
worried myself coz he didnt move for a couple of minutes but boy do i feel better
you no what bet its the last time he offers me out
1990 FZR1000, RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT