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macca · Post by **macca** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:32 pm

wow, what a gal...........

Post by **tunguska** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:37 pm

Jase, Evening Primrose Oil works. Trust me on this.

Post by **tunguska** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:39 pm

P.S. I removed the duplicate post from earlier to tidy up, as it had no replies.

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:08 pm

tunguska wrote:Jase, Evening Primrose Oil works. Trust me on this.

Go on

Neo

Arcanum · Post by **Arcanum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:38 pm

Don't ask Neo mate.

macca · Post by **macca** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:17 pm

No,please go on,

stop wittering at the back admin,
come to the front so we can all learn this pearl of wisdom,

right were all listening,

go on Tunguska............................

kiwi_r1 · Post by **kiwi_r1** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:24 pm

yeah speak up man

, um err admin person type

macca wrote:No,please go on,

stop wittering at the back admin,
come to the front so we can all learn this pearl of wisdom,

right were all listening,

go on Tunguska............................

Post by **tunguska** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:18 pm

This is Divine Sisterhood trade secrets here, lads - you do realise I could get kicked out of the coven for revealing this, don't you? My welchet torn asunder, moules shown to the four winds, and my figgin placed upon a spike!

Oil of Evening Primrose, 1000mg capsule taken daily, helps to smooth out those little, erm, disturbances that occur in the female of the species about 13 times a year. Jase's SO will find it a lot cheaper to pop down to Holland & Barrett for a year's supply than to buy him a new lid every time she has a "little moment".

Now you didn't hear this from me, OK? I wasn't here, you haven't seen me, right?

Post by **Stig** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:29 pm

Bet Jase would sooner have 'a few moments'

and a new lid every so often

Post by **tunguska** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:31 pm

He can only wear one at a time!

And who knows, next time it might be the bike hitting the deck

Post by **Stig** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:42 pm

new bike too

must be loaded

yamfzted · Post by **yamfzted** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:32 pm

just 13 times a year dont i wish

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:51 am

Anything that helps in that department would be a godsend, After 30 yrs I still sit back scratching my head,wondering what I've done

I find the best thing to do is pretend that your upset,If you dont,The situation deteriorates to the point of where you walk out. And there's your Excuse for going down the pub

so either way,you win chaps

A good tip is to plan a Lads night out on the monthly cycle,But dont forget to have the barney first, Otherwise you get the contents of your home flung at you when you return and you get to kip in either the garage with yer bike,or in the car. Make sure that the car is on your drive though,as plod will knock you up and arrest your ass for being drunk in charge.
Oh,and your gear gets flung out of the window as well.
Neo

Ps.. Dont forget to look meek when you come back,and dont let her smell your breath!.

macca · Post by **macca** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:31 pm

Tunguska, i admire you for standing up infront of the class and revealing a trade secret, well done

So here's one of mine to keep the other half sweet at those, erm....stressful moments of the month......

DO NOT REVEAL THIS TO MY MISSES, THIS IS LONG AND HARD EARNED TRICK 'O' THE TRADE.

I'm going out and will be back at midnight,
I tell her i will be back at 2'oclock,
When i arrive home early she's happy cos her man comes in and says ' hi hun, i left the lads early to come and see you're ok'

Happy days.......

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:57 am

Didnt work for me Macca, I got a black eye anyway

Neo