After reading MONKEY'S post on FWB's, and the fact he had an accident resulting in swollen nether regions, it brought back memories of my wee accident on my TZR a few moons ago. I found some pics of the poor thing so i thought i'd let you see what used to be my pride'n'joy.
The front wheel is actually touching the engine, and in the last pic you can see the dent in the tank that i made when my nethers removed the tank.
Ah those were the days..... relaxing in your house watching TV and receiving phone calls from little old ladies asking if you brother has a motorbike and he needs a hand to remove it from her fence
That had to hurt!!!! One of my mates a few years agao had a similar thing on a Honda CBR400 out and about round the Horseshoe area. Went into a corner too hot, not realising how tight it was, ran wide and went head on into a Corsa coming the other way. Again, an impressive/scary dent in the tank courtesy of his plums On the plus side, it stopped him chasing skirt for a while!