Well, just had mine for the year (hopefully)

Plastic Scouser · Post by **Plastic Scouser** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:46 pm

Silly woman whilst I was on the way home from work:

Pulled slightly to left whilst applying brakes in her Zafira

I thought she was stopping (as you do), so went to overtake her

My psychic powers were waning after a long day at work, because her next manouver was to indicate right and pull across me so that she could talk with her friend on the other side of the road.

I skidded, but still hit her (only slowly though)

The crash bungs (them sticky out chrome things I have) totalled her bumper and rear quarter.

kiwi_r1 · Post by **kiwi_r1** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:04 pm

serves the silly cow right !!, as long as you didn 't do a Malc on us !!

Plastic Scouser · Post by **Plastic Scouser** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:09 pm

I have an ever so small bruise on my left knee, and very slightly bent Renthalls - I thought about doin a Malc, but there was nowhere suitable to land a chopper

Rutz · Post by **Rutz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:10 pm

You lot seem to forget that women are the safest drivers...accorrding to insurers...yeah rite

kiwi_r1 · Post by **kiwi_r1** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:17 pm

that'll be why mrs kiwi has more points on her license than
I do !!!

Rutz wrote:You lot seem to forget that women are the safest drivers...accorrding to insurers...yeah rite

Rutz · Post by **Rutz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:25 pm

kiwi_r1 wrote:that'll be why mrs kiwi has more points on her license than
I do !!!

Rutz wrote:You lot seem to forget that women are the safest drivers...accorrding to insurers...yeah rite

would that be marriage licence

kiwi_r1 · Post by **kiwi_r1** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:30 pm

whats one of them then ?, another quaint english tradition .....

would that be marriage licence

Rutz · Post by **Rutz** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:50 pm

there's nothing quaint about double barrels

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:19 pm

Sheila's Wheel's Yea right!!
I could write a story but I wont.
Do women get to pass the Driving test by flashing their Legs or something?
I'm not saying they are all bad,coz they are not, But this generation of girls are the most aggressive on the road that I have seen.
And as for Giving way, No, It's Fcuk you mate,I'm first.
Neo

rf9rider · Post by **rf9rider** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:49 am

Was expecting to see some nice pics as this is the gallery

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:50 am

Hmmm Zafira kiddie carriage, so woman more interested in everything except driving.

My missus got taken out by one of these whilst on a zebra crossing about 4 years back.

Mumsie buggered off with her spawn as well

and left my missus sprawled in the middle of the road.

Sued the b1tch mind and the wife got a car out of it

(and a dodgy foot

). The cheeky c0w waid that my missus wasn't on the crossing. Well, she wasn't after she'd been carried 10 hards on the bonnet

Plastic Scouser · Post by **Plastic Scouser** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:56 am

rf9rider wrote:Was expecting to see some nice pics as this is the gallery

Sorry M8 - No pics

Women are statistically worse drivers than men if you calculate it based on annual mileage (per 1000 miles, women are the root cause of more accidents than men, as opposed to "women X number of claims - Men XX number of claims - Men must be worse"), and apparently, a women's claim is more expensive than a bloke's for some reason (I suppose if they are running people over on crossings, it's no wonder women's claims amount to more).

nismo · Post by **nismo** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:29 am

Glad your ok Plastic, and there's nothing major done to the Ace.

Hope you did a Dave and removed her wing mirrors too!!!

Thunderacemalc · Post by **Thunderacemalc** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:58 pm

good to hear that both of you are still in one piece my man ......

ride safe an carefully

yeah rite

Plastic Scouser · Post by **Plastic Scouser** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:38 pm

After last night I feel invincible