bad joke

[compo fzr ru]

johnny and jane go back to school after bonfire night ???????

teacher say's

now jane what did you do last night ?

jane well I went home had my tea' washed up for my mummy '
got some pocket money of my dad went to the shop bought some fire works played with them till 7pm and went to bed

teacher very good jane very good.

teacher' now then johnny what did you do last night'

johnny' well I went home kicked fuck out of my mum cause my tea wasn't ready'
nicked some money of my dad went to the shop bought some bangers and went round shoving them up dogs arses.

teacher ....its rectum johnny rectum rectum.

johnny says wreak um it fucking splattered um