Exup 1000

banner001 · Post by **banner001** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:16 pm

ive just reprogrammed my cars GPS with my voice, ive not told my wife...she's gonna go nuts when she finds out

instead of saying "recalculating" when you go wrong it now says "lets try that again now love", instead of saying "make a u-turn" it now says "make a handbrake turn" and ive put on my best yorkshire accent, so there are no "h's" and plenty of "t's"

ill surprise her with it when she gets home tonight, if she literally kills me, lads, its been fun

undeadhairy · Post by **undeadhairy** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:29 pm

Claims on your bikes if she does

Teego · Post by **Teego** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:44 pm

Instead of the handbrake turn thing, what about:
"Now don't get yer knickers in a twist pet but I think we're lost"

banner001 · Post by **banner001** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:13 am

managed to program it without the gps trying to talk to me like it usually does...50 yards down the street we had to pull over as we were laughing too much