smart fighter on ebay

Post by **Stig** » Wed May 15, 2013 12:19 am

clicky here

Post by **nuggitt** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:41 am

Looks nice but I'm not sure about those lumps of plastic coming out from the engine block???

Anyway beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Trojan horse and all that.

Teego · Post by **Teego** » Wed May 15, 2013 5:58 pm

He'll post it.

banner001 · Post by **banner001** » Wed May 15, 2013 6:21 pm

nuggitt wrote:Looks nice but I'm not sure about those lumps of plastic coming out from the engine block???

Anyway beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Trojan horse and all that.

listers viewpoint was better:-

LISTER: I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing,
zapping, and kersplatting the Trojans for the best part of a decade,
yeah?
RIMMER: So?
LISTER: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have
gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this
tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough
to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave
adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan
goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong
with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they
don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night!
People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in
their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase
in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when
it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans,
they're complete smegheads!"