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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:54 am    Post subject: irish guy Reply with quote

Irish " lad falls in love with the most beautiful girl goes out with her for some
months he then decides its time for her to meet mammy and the family. They arrive after church and enter his mothers home lunch is laid out and they all sit
down Patricks girlfriend sitting next to his mother,half way through the meal the mother turns to the girl and says" oh t be sure its nice to meet you , now what is it y are" "i am a prostitute" with that the old girl falls from her chair spilling her dinner on the way to the floor half sitting she rasps out "what di you say" the young girl smiling says" im a prostitute"
the old girl regaining her composure says " Mary mother of Jesus i thought you said you were a Protestant big grin
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