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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy walked into a crowded bar,
waving his unholstered pistol and
yelled, " I have a 45 calibre colt 1911
with a seven round magazine plus
one in the chamber and I want to
know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out,

" you need more ammo!"
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went to the doctor’s office
the other day at my wife’s
request and found out our
new family doctor is a young
female and drop-dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed but she said,

“Don’t worry, I’m a professional –
I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me
what’s wrong and I’ll check it out?”

I said, “My wife thinks my penis tastes
like strawberries”
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